Commonly Heard 2011 Cauldron Chants

Here is the link to the official chant sheet for the Cauldron, the main supporters group for Sporting Kansas City. Hopefully they will have their website up soon, so you can go right to the source!

Of the chants that are on the official chant sheet there are some chants that are not included and some chants that I have not heard all year while sitting in Section 102 (outside the Cauldron).

(Ed. note) Please note that strong language is used in some of the chants at the games.  I write the lyrics here not to promote nor condone unified public swearing, but it is because you will hear it at a game. In 2012, there will be an effort to get the South Stand chanting as well, but given the younger demographic there, we will be considerate and modify any lyrics to remove swearing. If you have a problem with the swearing in any of these chants talk to the the club or the Cauldron leadership.  I'm just reporting what you will hear, I'm not in charge of the chants.

Commonly Heard in 2011 (List)
Here We Go (First Kick)
Sporting Sporting Kansas City
We Love Ya
(Shots!) Everybody
I Believe That We Will Win
Hey! It's All Your Fault
Hey! Your Mom Says Hi
Vamos KC Wiz
Carefree
Mighty Mighty Wizards
You're Not Singing Over There
I Love Kansas City
I Like That Boon-boo-ree
Generic Player Chant
C'mon KC, Score a Goal*
Wings of a Sparrow*
Can't Beat Jimmy Nielsen*
Can You Hear Them Sing?*
You Suck Asshole*
Happy Gilmore
Omar
*Strong language PG-13+ (which is included in chants below)

Rarely/Never Heard in 2011 (List)
Home
Till the World Ends
Vermes' Army
We Love You Sporting
Soy de Wizards
Oh Mikey Money
Ryan Smith
Stephane Auvray
Craig Rocastle
Kamara Kamara
Roger Espinoza
Greatest Midfield in the World
Mama yo quiero ooh!
Wizards, Mi Buen Amigo


Commonly Heard in 2011 (Lyrics)

Here we go (Sung at first kick)
Here we go here we go here we gooooo
here we go here we go here we goooo ooo
Here we go here we go here we go
Here we go-o
HERE WE GO!

Sporting Sporting Kansas City (glory glory) (official Cauldron recording via Chirb.it)
Sporting Sporting Kansas City
Sporting Sporting Kansas City
Sporting Sporting Kansas City
The Wiz go marching on!

We Love Ya
We love ya, we love ya, we love ya
And where you go we’ll follow, we’ll follow, we’ll follow
Cause we support the wizards, the wizards, the wizards
And thats the way we like it, we like it, we like it
ooooooohhhhh oooooooohh ooooooohhhh ooooooh

(Shots!) Everybody - Chant Origins
EVERYBODY Shot shots shots
Shot shot shots shot shot shots shots
shots shot shot shots EVERYBODY
Everybody! by AdAstraSKC

I Believe That We Will Win (Call and Response) - Chant Origins
I
I Believe
I Believe That
I Believe That We
I Believe That We Will Win (ad infinitum)
"I Believe That We Will Win" Sporting Kansas City by AdAstraSKC

Hey! It's All your Fault
Hey! (Player) It's All Your Fault!

Hey! Your Mom Says Hi
Hey! (Goalie name) Your Mom Says Hi!
Hey Tally Your Mom Says Hi by AdAstraSKC

Vamos KC Wiz
Oooooooh KC wiz.
KC Wiz, KC Wiz
Vamos KC Wiz

Carefree (official Cauldron recording via Chirb.it)
Carefree, wherever we may be
We are the famous SKC
And we don’t give a Damn
Whoever you may be’
Cos we are the famous SKC

Mighty Mighty Wizards*
Everywhere we gooo
People wanna knoooow
Who We are
So we tell them
We are the Wizards, The Mighty Mighty* wizards (sometimes replaced with fucking)
We are the wizards, The mighty mighty* wizards
Shit on those bastards below
Shit on, Shit on,
Shit on those bastards below (These last three lines are not always heard)

You're Not Singing Over There (sung to opposing fans)
You're Not Singing Over There
You're Not Singing Over There
You're Not Singing
You're Not Singing
You're Not Singing Over There
(Has also been heard as No More Sitting Over There)

I Love Kansas City (official Cauldron recording via Chirb.it)
I Love Kansas City! Sporting Kansas City! (repeat)

I like That Boon Boo Ree (Teal Bunbury)
I like that Boon-boo-ree (repeat)

Generic Player Chant
Kei Kamara - CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP
Jimmy Nielsen - CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP
etc, etc.

C'mon KC Score a Goal* (Yankee Doodle Dandy)
Come on, KC score a goal,
It‟s really very simple,
Put the ball into the net,
And we'll go stupid* mental! (*you will hear 'fucking' replace 'stupid')
DA DA-DA DA DA DA DA!
DA DA-DA DA DA DA!
DA DA-DA DA DA DA DA!
DA DA-DA DA DA DA DA!

Wings of a Sparrow*
If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the ass of a crow
I’d fly over (DC/Salt Lake/Houston, etc) tomorrow
and Shit on those bastards below
Shit on, Shit on,
Shit on those bastards below
Shit on, Shit on,
Shit on those bastards below

Can't Beat Jimmy Nielsen* (To the tune of 'She'll be coming round the mountain)

You can’t beat Jimmy Nielsen with that shit. (or shot)
You can’t beat Jimmy Nielsen with that shit.
Oh you can’t beat Jimmy Nielsen, Oh you can’t beat Jimmy Nielsen
Oh you can’t beat jimmy Nielsen with that shit!

Can You Hear Them Sing?*
Can you hear (Portland/Houston/Dallas, etc) sing? No-oh, No-oh!
Can you hear (Portland/Houston/Dallas, etc) sing? No-oh, No-oh!
Can you hear (Portland/Houston/Dallas, etc) sing?
I don't hear a single* thing (you will hear 'fucking' replace 'single')

You Suck Asshole* (As opposing GK readies a goal kick)
Whooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaa (arms outsretched, wiggling fingers)
You suck Asshole!


Omar (Britney spears chant)
Oooooooomar Oooooooomar
Ooooooomar Ooooooomar



After a Bad Shot (the Happy Gilmore)
1,2,3
Nice Shot Jackass!

Because We Got Kei (added at the playoffs) - You Tube
We weren't scoring goals until we Kei
We weren't having fun until we got Kei
Now we're top of the East And I know Why
Because we got kei, Because we got Kei, because we got Kei
Da, da, DA, da, da, da

Rarely/Never Heard in 2011 (List)

Roger Espinoza
De De Der
Roger Espinoza!
De De Der
Roger Espinoza

Oh Mikey Money (Michael Harrington)
Oh Mikey Money,
You are the love of my life,
Oh Mikey Money,
I’d let shag my wife,
Oh Mikey Money,
I want pretty hair too

Ryan Smith (no longer with the team)
Ryan Smith, Ryan Smith, running down the wing,
Ryan Smith, Ryan Smith, running down the wing,
Feared by the league,
Loved by the Wiz,
Ryan Smith, Ryan Smith, Ryan Smith.

Stephane Auvray (Tune Thats Amore)
When their team has the ball and we're up gainst a wall
There is Auvray
And when he gets it back we are back on attack
Stephane Auvray

Craig Rocastle
Ohhh Rocky Rocky
Rocky Rocky Rocky Rocky Rocastle

Kei Kamara
Kamara Kamara
We love ya, Kamara
Score us a goal today

Greatest midfield in the world (the Entertainer)
Oh oh oh oh
We have the greatest midfield in the world
We don't know any of their names
Maybe by the next game
But we still have Davy Arnaud oh oh

MAMA YO QUIERO OOH!
Mamá, Mamá yo quiero oHhhhhhhhhh
Mamá yo quiero oh...
Maaaaamáááááá yo quierooooooo
mamááááááá
que gane Wizards oh...
que gane Wizards oh...
que gane Wizards todo el año es carnaval

*WIZARDS, MI BUEN AMIGO*
Wizards, mi buen amigo
esta campaña volveremo a estar contigo
Te alentaremos..... de corazón.........
Esta es tu hinchada que te quiere ver campeón.
No me importa lo que diga.
Lo que digan los demas..
Yo te sigo a todas partes..
cada vez te quiero más..